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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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