Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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