I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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