We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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