We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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