no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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