All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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