i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
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We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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