He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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