he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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