i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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