We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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