this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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