A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
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My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
So much Jack, so little girl.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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