The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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