Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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