Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
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I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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