id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
