he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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