i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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