You work out of a Hotel?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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