I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what day is it and did you see me today?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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