He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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