I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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