For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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