it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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