Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
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Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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