so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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