the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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