Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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