awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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