what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
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I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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