I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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