You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
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I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
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I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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