all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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