The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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