i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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