If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
