Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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