Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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