My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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