ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
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He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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