where am i from again
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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