My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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