im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
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My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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