mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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