I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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