Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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