i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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