Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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