i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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