So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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