If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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