I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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