People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sorry about my life...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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