Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
this just has baby written all over it
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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