nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
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I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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