Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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